okie!! i'm back from margaret river! but i'm not going to blog abt my trip down yet!!! cos this blog is a rant (as the title says....) dedicated to the fat ugly bitch of a woman that lives opposite my flat!

okie i admit that it was like 11 plus on a monday night... and we shd not be making noise.. that much noise anyways. but when ur mom calls u from sg..and u have been here for quite a while, u tend to get excited and ur frens get excited cos it's someone familiar from home! so we started talking loudly in order to sorta 'update' my fren's mom over the phone! okie.. so we were overdoing it just a tad bit.. it was just a teeny weeny bit loud..... then the crazy ass of a fat lady came out and screamed like someone was raping her... "ssssssshuuuuuuutttttttttttttt uppppppp!!!! close ur f**king window!!!!" i mean like that was so uncalled for.. she cld have asked us to keep quiet nicely!

i know it's not the first time that pple have asked us to shut up or lower our volume and we, the house at broadway, have undoubtly made many an enemy by our boisterous, cacophonous, ostentatious and raucous conversations. but hey! that just means that we are having a whole load of fun.. something that those prickish pple esp the fat evil bitch woman wld nv understand cos she(they) are so deeply miserable in their sad mundane lives of being old, jaded and cynical. i mean being cynical and jaded is not that bad.. it's actually quite funny when u hear ur frens who are cynical and jaded rant! but when u're old?! that's a big prob.. cos u become anal retentive. "my mother say.... cannot be so anal retentive... if not whole day get constipation"

i'm not saying something agst the old pple, i have nothing agst them.. cos there are very nice old pple ard and i love my old pple loads man! and besides, i wld get old one of these days... and i'm sure that the fat evil bitch lady is nice... in some ways.. but it's a rant so i'm entitled to say means things cos i'm angry!

u know that when she first did that just now.. oh boy! i was like how enraged and hateful!!! immediately, tons and tons of hokkien words came spewing forth from my mouth! (those who know... hokkien words can mean only one thing.. and it's not polite!) and the most deplorable, hideous, horrendous, nasty, offensive things i wanted to do to her there and then surfaced in my mind. there were thots of pig's blood... the innards of animals... rotting carcasses... a stick to stick it up somewhere... spray paint etc... (i realised that i'm violent - but that's an understatement right my frens? *winks*) but after a while i cooled down cos too much gas/air/qi was going into my stomach i started like feeling gaseous and wanted to burp and fart non-stop.

anyways... all in all... we were in the wrong for talking too loudly but she cld have handled it better hey! i'm tired.. so i shall just end the rant here... and go slp! but not before watching my NARUTO (anime that rocks!!!) and hopefull tmr start like charting out trip down south.. (actually to margaret river and stuff only lah) till then....